I always wanted a robot to do my evil bidding. We could go to the park and tazer[sp?] people, make hilarious prank phone calls, toss exploding golf balls out at driving ranges, and whistle at girls by a construction site. Then when the cops come to spoil your fun, just say "the robot did it" and you're free!
-- AfroAssault, Nov 19 2000

Futurama's Bender http://www.morefutu...m/bios/bender.shtml
Steals, boozes and secretly desires to "kill all humans". [mrkillboy, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

MTV's Jackass http://www.mtv.com/...v/tubescan/jackass/
A meat and gristle version of what you want. [reensure, Nov 19 2000]

Robot Frank http://web.archive....m/classic/index.htm
Frank seems to be on the right track. [Lirp, Nov 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

I imagine this robot to be somewhat of a smartass as well.
-- mrkillboy, Nov 19 2000


Well, that takes care of the SmartAss Degree, Afro...
-- thumbwax, Nov 25 2000


Big Brother kicks ass
-- AfroAssault, Dec 14 2000


evil robot Bill & Ted
-- technobadger, Jan 19 2002


Mmm...waffles.
-- MikeOxbig, Jan 29 2006



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