This is one of those posts that I am probably going to regret when I look back. On the other hand, if by then I have become the ruler of a small African nation with many wives and many more children, then I will have names for each one of the children.
This will also peg me as someone who has not refined their microbiome, so I am open to suggestions on what direction to take that in.
I guess I tend to over eat, a little, and I have an issue with erructation after most meals, so I find myself trying to juggle getting through life and communicating while erructating. And the burps are pretty long and complex, so they usually create a diversion for everyone involved, which is fun for a while but in the long run just gets in the way.
So to increase my productivity in the long run I have decided to start writing the erructative verbalizations down for posterity and for the naming of my progeny in case I do gain a poligamous and procreative status in the future.
To wit:
uh-ba-DAY-bep
'n-YAH-nah-mah
'n-YAH-mih-nah
oo-BAH-deh-beep
oo-WAY-oo
YALM-yah-lee
WAH-woo
uh-MEH-meh-moh
ee-YAHN-uh-bah
oo-WAIN-uh-bah
eh-WAN-ah-may
oo-WIT-de-bough
oo-WAH-woo-BEE-bob
oo-WAY-dee-bo-bo
WAY-ah-lip
Nalp
EE-wuh-bubba
eYub-la-BUH
wanh-uh-MAH
uh-YAH-nah-MOO-ney-meow
WAY-uh-bod
uh-WEE-bud-ah-bud
ah-YUH
We-UH-buh
EE-mo-MAH-ning-ah
Wad-ball-dare-EE
Er-ee-uh-BOIT
ee-BAH-doo-MAHN-dah-mahn
oo-WAH-dah-bomb-ING
oo-AIGHT
LOW-da-BAH-da-ME-nee-MEOW
ee-YO-nah-muh
WAH NEE-um
yud-ah-BOT
oo-WANH-min-ahm
wih-mih-nah-MAU
ee-AH-min
WALT-deh-BET
ay-BALL-ball-ay
oo-WALL-ay-ahn
oo-WELL-ay-ALL-ah-MOM-en-ique
HOE-lee-AH-mah
oh-YALT
oh-ALL-aye-uh
WAY-ah-lah-BAHD-ah-mah-NEH-neh-mee
This is a work in progress. I kind of weep for all of those lost erructative years when I think about it. Imagine the volumes of potential names for my potential progeny.-- JesusHChrist, Feb 28 2014 Belching_20Class Looking for instructors. [swimswim, Feb 28 2014] Yes! This Could Catch On! http://www.youtube....watch?v=yuPSpu-8rqk...or maybe not... [Grogster, Feb 28 2014] Look back now.-- normzone, Feb 28 2014 Yes I regret it.-- JesusHChrist, Feb 28 2014 But I'm not erasing it.-- JesusHChrist, Feb 28 2014 Baked, shirley, by the parents of Ndabaningi Sithole.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 28 2014 //Ndabaningi Sithole
I raise you one Canaan Banana
//But I'm not erasing it.
You don't have to.. when the aliens land on this cold and empty planet planet, in aeons to come, and find the last hard-drive slowly being eroded by cosmic rays...they will ponder on "Erruc tive" in the same way we now ponder on Linear C...-- not_morrison_rm, Feb 28 2014 //I raise you one Canaan Banana //
If you do the experiment, you'll discover that Canaan Banana is far less erructative than Ndabaningi Sithole.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 28 2014 <linky> Yes, [JHC], I think this could catch on (right up until the time a radio announcer tries to broadcast a game with a whole team of that lot). I Proudly Bun! [+] <burp>
Oh, and SP: [Eructative] should only have one R-- Grogster, Feb 28 2014 After briefly envisioning the kind of polygamous procreating women that would be eager to share in this project, I am overwriting those sectors of my brain and moving on to another idea.-- normzone, Feb 28 2014 How would know if you'd overwritten them or not?-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 01 2014 Must be keeping a backup someplace.-- JesusHChrist, Mar 01 2014 random, halfbakery