Lola loves to run. Here and there, its so much fun. Never done is she.
But without restraint, Gonna come back home, she aint. A sad sight to see.
So leash and collar Go on. (Though she may holler!) Its retractable.
Twenty feet to roam Round me as we walk from home Seems acceptable.
But when she reaches End of the line, it teaches Go that way no more.
If shes fast enough It jerks on her neck so tough, Surely makes her sore.
With whistle and bell End of Leash Alarm will tell, "Slow down, end is near!"
And never again Will she feel pain at the end, Running without fear.-- luecke, Jun 16 2004 This would've been worth a croissant even without the haikuic pentameter formatting :)-- phundug, Jun 16 2004 Pavlov pet pre-pull tintinnabula.-- FarmerJohn, Jun 17 2004 brilliant!-- po, Jun 17 2004 Great idea - all but the stupidest dogs (all but Red Setters in other words) would learn quickly to stop before getting their necks jerked. This response could then be used to control the dog in other situations - there could be a manual override 'beep', useful to keep the dog much closer when passing other walkers or cyclists etc. Commercial market for this one. Double buns for harmless training.-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jun 17 2004 random, halfbakery