When there's an emergency, what you need is an autocratic leader with a Russian accent, not afraid of flaunting their fantastic wealth.

[marked-for expiry]
-- hippo, Oct 12 2015

They could patrol the corridors of American schools using mini versions of Russian Mig jets.
-- xenzag, Oct 12 2015


If kids were confrontational, they could demean them in front of their peers by using Tsarcasm ....

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-- 8th of 7, Oct 12 2015


I like and humbly salute.
-- blissmiss, Oct 12 2015


At least it's not in other:[general].
-- normzone, Oct 12 2015


An education tsar perhaps...
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 12 2015


...Or a tsAR-15 ?

tsArmalite?
-- Custardguts, Oct 12 2015



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