Elf-Extinguishing Candle looks like a conventional candle, but is actually composed of dynamite or some other explosive material, so it's guaranteed to extinguish all elfs in the immediate vicinity.
-- xenzag, Jul 01 2016

Elves
-- nineteenthly, Jul 01 2016


Elves are different to Elfs. Here - have a candle for your confusion.
-- xenzag, Jul 01 2016


than
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 01 2016


"from", actually.

Elves lives!
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


Elves differ from Elfs! Here's your candle. Light it right away.
-- xenzag, Jul 01 2016


<pedantry>

While the term "dynamite" is still in common usage, in reality the greatest proportion of commercial blasting explosives are a composition known as "blasting gelatin". "Dynamite" is a tradename for a chemically very specific product, as patented by Alfred Nobel.

Other prepackaged insensetive commercial secondary explosives, such as thickened ANFO, are also referred to by the badly educated, the careless, the intentionally ignorant and the ill-informed (i.e. journalists) as "dynamite". This is in fact entirely wrong.*

</pedantry>

[+] for the irresponsible and irrationally dangerous use of explosives.

*The remedy is of course to educate journalists by placing them immediately adjacent to substantial explosive charges, telling them, "Now, this Trinitrocyclamine, a polynitrated cyclic amine, generally referred to as RDX. Watch and learn". Then retreat to a safe distance** and initiate the primary remotely.

** "safe" distance in this context can be quite variable.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 01 2016


[MoggyMort] speaks from experience. And training. And habit... and from a bunker.
-- lurch, Jul 01 2016


A single candle that will change the decor of any room. [+]
-- whatrock, Jul 01 2016


'and the answer my friend is blowing in the wind-ows!' Ha
-- xenzag, Jul 01 2016


Back away from my Elve's/Elfs...
-- blissmiss, Jul 02 2016



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