In users, a neural implant is hardwired to the brain, and during periods of waiting or idleness, plays all your favorite elevator tunes.

Idle for passing the time by listening to elevator music while waiting in line, waiting for the bus, sitting on the toilet or yes, even standing in the elevator.
-- mrkillboy, Jul 15 2000

The Muzak Website http://www.muzak.com/
scary :-) [mar, Jul 15 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Baked. http://somafm.com
if you have winamp installed, click on "groove salad" and it'll send its sultry stream 24/7. [gnormal, Jul 15 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

A truly scary idea! Muzak finally where it always wanted to be: Everywhere, even inside your brain. ROFL!
-- mar, Jul 19 2000


This sort of thing is mentioned in Neil Stephenson's "The Diamond Age" - the user uploads their favourite music and it's played back by direct stimulation of the bones in the head or something - I forget the details.
-- darsy, Aug 04 2000



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