Each box packaged with wool, cellophane, and a small Van de Graff generator.

Wait, is that powder or...?

Warning: Don't fill up the donut delivery truck with gas until the end of all deliveries...
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 29 2022

Bun if you get a shock when you touch them.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 29 2022


After almost no consideration I am issuing my sweetest bun. [+]
-- Voice, Apr 29 2022


This seems shockingly ill advised. [+]
-- 21 Quest, Apr 29 2022


sp. powered
-- pocmloc, Apr 29 2022


sp. doughnut
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 29 2022


I'm not quite picturing how this works.

There's a box, which contains a generator and some donuts and some sugar.

Are all the donuts touching the generator? Do you have to place donuts on the generator, one at a time? Are the donuts already charged, so the generator jusr somehow tops them up? Is the sugar already on the donuts?
-- pertinax, Apr 30 2022


How are the nuts not made of dough?

This is the real question.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 30 2022


Given sensitivities to nuts these days, you'd think that would be the natural strategy.
-- RayfordSteele, May 03 2022



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