Computer: Display: Accessory
Electronic ScreenWiper   (+6)  [vote for, against]
Keep your monitor (or phone) smudge- and fingerprint-free

Much like a car windscreen attracts bugs, dirt, and other debris, electronic screens, such as those on monitors, laptops and phones, have a tendency to attract fingerprints, smudges, and other marks of uncertain origin.

Instead of reaching for a bottle of spray and a microfibre cloth, now you can easily hit the button on your clip-on ScreenWiper, with its built-in rechargable battery and refillable cleaning liquid reservoir, and it will spray and wipe all those greasy prints away with the same action as a standar windshield wiper

You can even buy them in different sizes -- jumbo-sized for the big screen TV at home, standard for your average monitor or laptop screen, and portable for your phone.

No more fingerprints! No more digging around for a soft cloth! ScreenWiper is here for that.
-- ironic hotel soap, Mar 23 2021

windscreen_20wipers_20everywhere [pocmloc, Mar 23 2021]

Welcome. Allow me to bestow your first (+)
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 23 2021


So, what's it look like ?
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 23 2021


What FT said ^
-- 21 Quest, Mar 23 2021


My phone doesn't get greasy
-- chronological, Mar 23 2021


I envision a square frame around the phone. A device like a wiper blade with a mister slides down and back up vertically across the screen.
-- Voice, Mar 24 2021


Welcome to the half bonery! Please ignore the explosive residue, mind your fingers, and don your thickest skin.
-- Voice, Mar 24 2021


Kudos for the best username in a very long time. I had to sit and wonder about it for a bit. As for your idea, my touch screen monitor is covered with unknown specks of such and such. I would love this. Never, ever are my cleaning thingys in the same spot, or even in a location, I can remember.

Welcome strangely named, one.
-- blissmiss, Mar 25 2021


To advertise it have a funny app cleaning the screen from the inside, and when failing asking the users to buy the external one.
-- pashute, Mar 25 2021


Welcome! Will the cleaning fluids be available in a range of flavors?
-- bs0u0155, Mar 25 2021


// [link] //

I doff my hat in embarrassment. My research was incomplete and insufficient.

// So, what's it look like ? //

Ah, so you're one of these people who've never seen a car before?

Thank you all for your profuse welcome. I look forward to saying nothing of use in my time here.
-- ironic hotel soap, Mar 25 2021


//I doff my hat in embarrassment. My research was incomplete and insufficient.//

The lack of depth was matched only by the lack of breadth, quality and quantity.

//look forward to saying nothing of use in my time here.//

There's work to do to reach those lofty heights.
-- bs0u0155, Mar 25 2021


//I look forward to saying nothing of use in my time here.//

Just get the spelling write.

(Welcome)
-- AusCan531, Mar 26 2021


Might also be another haptic source with a bit of open programming.
-- wjt, Mar 26 2021


Wouldn't it be more of a haptic destination than a haptic source? Or are you hoping for interesting out- of- control feedback loops?
-- pertinax, Mar 27 2021


Now now, you'll aggravate your haptic ulcer.
-- whatrock, Mar 27 2021


A bug that can't get any blood is hapless. A bug that has a feast is a haptic.
-- Voice, Mar 27 2021


The new up-down dual blade now has a dual purpose of cleaning bug splats off car windscreens. Just hold the phone's face against the surface and initiate the call.
-- wjt, Mar 30 2021



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