Looks like a bog-standard wig, but actually has a small socket on the inner 'scalp'. Connect your handheld control device to the socket, and cunningly feed the thin wire through the most comfortable part of your body down to your pocket. Now it's ready for action!
Shocked? Surprised? Push that button! A wave of electrical energy shoots up to the wig, making all your new hair stick up at once. Push the button twice in a row, and the current is logarithmically doubled, sending your toupee hundreds of feet into the air.
Amazing! You just expressed your horror at the push of a button!-- monkeyseemonkeydo, Feb 21 2003 Sounds like a scared cat on a bald spot.-- FarmerJohn, Feb 21 2003 Nice image. Can't it run on batteries, though?-- snarfyguy, Feb 21 2003 Great for All Hallows Eve, Kids birthday parties and mid-morning production strategy meetings.-- ato_de, Feb 21 2003 [snarfyguy], I'm pretty sure it can.-- monkeyseemonkeydo, Feb 21 2003 Fantastic idea!
You could modulate the current to make your hair ripple as if walking into a fierce wind, people around you would fall over as they compensated for a force that wasn't there...perhaps.-- Ludwig, Feb 21 2003 I would pay good money to see Dr Curry with this on.-- RayfordSteele, Feb 21 2003 I'll put an auction on eBay...-- DrCurry, Feb 21 2003 random, halfbakery