Ok...just focus on this one... A fork could be fitted with a small battery and motor. The tines could be designed to "agitate" back and forth like an electric hedge trimmer. This way, the fork could cut meat or other delicacies with no need for a knife.
Think of the possibilities to help one-armed people!-- JeffG, May 23 2006 ma tahgh! Iaa gaa maa tahgh!!!-- Galbinus_Caeli, May 23 2006 As president of the OAPF (the One Armed Peoples Front), I'm happy to announce that we have been cutting meat with our junk for years.-- sleeka, May 23 2006 As President of the FOAP (the Front of One Armed Peoples), I'm happy to vote for this idea and please don't listen to the OAPF. They're a bunch of rip-offs, yes, that's right, they ripped off their own arms to belong to the one armed club, pathetic really.-- zeno, May 24 2006 Where's the Popular One Armed People's Front?
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Ah it's ok, he's over there.-- zen_tom, May 24 2006 Splitter!-- Galbinus_Caeli, May 24 2006 random, halfbakery