Product: Weapon: Blade
Eco-sword   (+17, -5)  [vote for, against]
For when a normal sword turns into a insane bomb knife sword

You start off with getting a normal sword but when you swing it very hard, out of some compartments come four knifes, two on each side. On the knives another compartment comes a bomb on each knife and if you hit something the bombs go off and the bombs shoot nets at you.

This has been a [crash] idea :)
-- crash, Jan 14 2006

http://www.the-forc...fe's_gonna_suck.crd [zeno, Jan 17 2006]

A Long Cable, Redux A_20Long_20Cable_2c_20Redux
It is very long, redux. [django, Mar 24 2006]

Ridiculous and fun..but what makes it "eco?"
-- riemann_ranger, Jan 14 2006


I asked [crash] the same question. He said he liked the way it sounded.
-- wagster, Jan 14 2006


and the nets are poisoned also
-- benfrost, Jan 14 2006


And the poison smells horrible.
-- fridge duck, Jan 14 2006


Unless you use it on a tree, I guess.
-- DrCurry, Jan 14 2006


Wars tend to pollute the environment. The world would be a much nicer place if soldiers cared about the environment while they went out to the battlefield to kill each other off.
-- Jscotty, Jan 15 2006


//*You* start off with getting a normal sword...
when *you* swing it very hard, out of some compartments come four knifes... bombs...
if *you* hit something the bombs go off and the bombs shoot nets at *you.*//

<86>Ah, the ol' booby-trapped eco-sword trick, aye?</86>
I pro/sup|pose the net is bomb/knife|proof, thereby rendering the assault|er/ee eco-friendly, if not a bit wormy.
-- thumbwax, Jan 15 2006


Wow [crash] What a great idea! Look at that pastry shop up there!
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 15 2006


No, sorry, don't like it one bit. A sword with knives and bombs, I mean come on! The sword has allready been perfected by the samoerai. I'll not hesitate to give a fishbone to the youngest halfbaker.

(btw, I did a search for [crash] and found out about the idea about a halfbakery for the young ones, I read all the anno's also, great stuff)
-- zeno, Jan 15 2006


[crash] has just been entrusted with his own account! Expect more sharp exploding stuff...
-- wagster, Jan 15 2006


Sweet!
-- daseva, Jan 16 2006


The halfbakery [crash] of /06.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 16 2006


Welcome [crash].You must feel real proud to be the youngest ever halfbaker with his own account.
-- zeno, Jan 17 2006


//if you hit something the bombs go off // But you're only a sword's length away. Won't this hurt?
I still think the guy with the Glock will win.
-- coprocephalous, Jan 17 2006


I like the phrase "insane bomb knife sword" (in the subtitle). I can imagine it on the product packaging.
-- hippo, Jan 17 2006


//I like the phrase "insane bomb knife sword"// It would just *have* to be an Acme product, wouldn't it?
-- coprocephalous, Jan 17 2006


meep-meep! vroooosh......
-- Minimal, Jan 17 2006


//But you're only a sword's length away. Won't this hurt?// No, you're a sword and like two knives away (depending on whether the knives telescope out of each other -- wasn't specified). So clearly out of the range of harm. Plus, the bomb throws a net around you (presumably to protect you from it)
-- phundug, Jan 17 2006


I wonder what it'll be like when he invents a new gun.
-- notmarkflynn, Jan 17 2006


I dread to think...
-- wagster, Jan 17 2006


I do not think I will be going on [crash]'s ecotour.
-- bungston, Jan 17 2006


[crash], where are you???
-- daseva, Jan 17 2006


I'm telling you guys if I put up an idea like this it would be fishboned immediately.
-- the fiddler, Mar 23 2006


//The sword has allready been perfected by the samoerai//

zeno, I'm shocked It's "samurai"

[fiddler] Don't complain. Grin and bear it, and make a better idea!
-- DesertFox, Mar 24 2006


Of course it will, [fiddler] It's a fact of life that children are more likable. Or at least, those that dont' like children simply avoid them if possible.

<innocence> You didn't think buns are bones were entirely about efficacy did you? </innocence>
-- Darkelfan, Mar 24 2006


I am thirteen he is twelve. 1 year difference. Even when my idea sort of made sense.
-- the fiddler, Mar 24 2006


No he isn't, he's just showing off that he's allowed to play games made for grown ups.
-- wagster, Mar 24 2006


I think the Eco-sword is almost as good as A Long Cable, Redux. [link]. Only less useful.
-- django, Mar 24 2006



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