Its a headgear that has robotic fingers that manipulate your ear top and bottom. Your ear gets squished so that it looks like it is talking.

Paired with a ultra small form factor computer package with a speaker and a microphone the Ear Agitator causes your ear to speak.

Rules 1. exactly the opposite of what you say

2. user programmed comments or noises

3. pre-programmed manufacturer comments

4. or it will repeat the things that people say to you

5. repeats everything that the wearer says

6. if you talk to it with the command prefix "Say" it will repeat the word or phrase that follows the command.

7. Answer mode: let your friends directly question your brain with the "Question" command.
-- vfrackis, Mar 06 2009

dammit Vanna buy a vowel.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 06 2009


I can't read this.
-- plasticspoon, Mar 06 2009



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