Dusty is the name of this replica head which is a bobble-head and a jack-in-a-box combined, explains the tag tied around the neck with strings. Don't choke dusty, it exclaims! Dusty contains a package of cigarettes, a quantity of dust*, and book of matches. When the lid is turned to get the cigarettes and matches, a spring wound churning plate in the lid instantly launches the dust and strikes the matches. Be quick before ol' Dusty smokes them all before you.

*<O(DUST)
-- rcarty, Dec 08 2014

Ol Dusty says otherwise http://wave.webaim....FDusty%231418067403
[rcarty, Dec 08 2014]

Well, at leas this isn't in product: cigarette: joke.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 08 2014


This is actually an idea for a self contained sign rather than a regulatory system of sign signifying mass disciplinarians. This way Dusty makes the rules, and breaks the rules at the same time.
-- rcarty, Dec 08 2014


How about a larger one for dieters that starts a food fight when the dieter reaches for the bon-bon? Think of all the exercise they would get throwing stuff around.
-- RickRantilla, Dec 08 2014


Dusty Springfield would be 75 right about now.
-- normzone, Dec 08 2014


Ask him about tobacco dust.
-- rcarty, Dec 08 2014



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