The bottom of the urinal is ridged so that there are 4 parallel channels of equal width leading to the drain. At the top of each channel is a lightweight urinal lolly shaped like a drag racer. Let fly and the lollies will race each other to the drain.

Optional extra: a 4-pronged rake to clear the track of crud and reposition the racers for the next person.

Does anyone remember the 2 player marble flicky game that this is based on? Asking the Brit workmates about it has proved totally fruitless ("pissing games? luxury!")
-- oscil8, Jan 22 2003

Peeball http://www.peeball.co.uk
Similar, and baked! [JKew, Oct 04 2004]

Toiletron http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Toiletron
[hippo, Oct 04 2004]

Or piss onto the end of a see-saw, which sends a little marker up a pole to ring a bell.
-- my face your, Jan 22 2003


Ok, this was funny. Plus I think it would be a hit at the bars. I'd be getting tanked just to run back to the bathroom to beat my friends at Whiz Wiz.
-- TBK, Jan 22 2003


Only one rule: No hands.
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 23 2003


I remember that game, but I don't see the connection. Blue and green and black and plastic, and it got steeper and narrower, right? Fun, or maybe it was the other person and the firewater. :-) / nostalgia
-- bdh, Jul 12 2005



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