Food: Bread: Shape
Dog butt bread   (+2, -3)  [vote for, against]

Right before baking your loaf, take one of our patented dog butt templates (looks sort of like a large aluminum pushpin with a patterned underside) and poke it into the dough high on one end. After baking, remove the template, leaving a small round light patterned spot on the back that looks like your loaf puppy's dog butt. Yeah that's right.

Other template patterns coming soon.
-- tatterdemalion, Jul 24 2012

I'm more of a breast man, myself.
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 24 2012


You can get tablets for that, now.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 24 2012


I prefer a rub-on cream, or perhaps scented oils.
-- AusCan531, Jul 24 2012



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