Right before baking your loaf, take one of our patented dog butt templates (looks sort of like a large aluminum pushpin with a patterned underside) and poke it into the dough high on one end. After baking, remove the template, leaving a small round light patterned spot on the back that looks like your loaf puppy's dog butt. Yeah that's right.
Other template patterns coming soon.-- tatterdemalion, Jul 24 2012 I'm more of a breast man, myself.-- RayfordSteele, Jul 24 2012 You can get tablets for that, now.-- 8th of 7, Jul 24 2012 I prefer a rub-on cream, or perhaps scented oils.-- AusCan531, Jul 24 2012 random, halfbakery