Unscrew the top and a large, spring-loaded tongue pops out like a novelty toy. Unscrew the bottom and insert the can in the mouth opening so that the lips form a seal around it. Turn on the alternately blowing and sucking fan and adjust the panting speed to your breathing.
Keep the tongue wet with water or spit. Enjoy a cool day at the beach ogling the babes/hunks.-- FarmerJohn, Jul 05 2005 Not sure it adds much to this, in terms of effect http://www.skymall....797&iscrssl=&catId= [DrCurry, Jul 05 2005] I can pant at babes without this.-- daseva, Jul 05 2005 Ah. Was expecting pet clothing. Shouldn't this also come with cartoon sound effects, say from The Mask?-- DrCurry, Jul 05 2005 Does this mean I no longer have to breathe for myself?-- wagster, Jul 05 2005 Being from the UK, I was expecting underwear for a dog, which would not be a good idea I think!!...I'm bunning this as I would imagine that the ladies would love this as they love being panted at. For the lazy panter this is a must :)-- Minimal, Jul 05 2005 random, halfbakery