Basically, it will operate in the same manner as a normal dog food factory, but with one exception. The dog food is made from discarded dogs. In this case, discarded dogs include strays, old worthless hounds, and dogs left in the dumpster behind the veterinarian. Kibbles and bits and bits and bits...of other dogs.
-- Arduen, Feb 27 2004

Have the patent office on speed dial, do ya'?
-- Letsbuildafort, Feb 27 2004


It's a dog-eat-dog ... no, I'm not going to say it.
-- phundug, Feb 27 2004


You could call it Prion brand.
-- bristolz, Feb 27 2004


This way does a Mad Dog lie.
"Canine Spongiform Encephalitis" anyone??
-- gnomethang, Feb 27 2004


Oh, Jutta.........
-- normzone, Feb 27 2004


Baked, in most dog food (no pun intended). Read Anne Martin's "Protect Your Pet" for details. Pet food is called that because it contains pets - euthanized, from the vet, the pound, etc. Also contains 4d - disabled, diseased, dead and dying animals. That and feces.
-- riccoman, Feb 27 2004


dogs like to sniff each other THERE, but you never will see 'em licking, its a personal thing!!!
-- betterway, Jun 13 2004


Not only is that not funny it's downright sick. And if you weren't intending to be funny, it's even worse.
-- jjbabygurl, Sep 26 2005



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