The most discret way to use the toilet without the need to leave the room. No more travelling upstairs to the "smallest room" (click on the link for pictures)
-- DaveSt, Aug 25 2001

(?) Commode Seat http://www.davex.bt...uk/spoof/offer1.htm
[DaveSt, Aug 25 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

And Table. http://www.halfbake...idea/Table_20Toilet
[jutta, Aug 25 2001]

Having someone pinching a loaf on the other side of the cubicle is not something I want to deal with at work, thanks.
-- StarChaser, Aug 25 2001


The link is merely the same spoof on Dave's own site, done up like the advertising it was originally meant to parody. "Baked" would mean that someone actually markets this, or intends to. I find that very unlikely.
-- jutta, Aug 30 2001


Nah, why bother being discreet. It's not as if we don't all do it. I would rather see us relax our squeamishness regarding basic bodily functions.
-- quarterbaker, Aug 30 2001


Not that I'm squeamish, just that I don't want to reenact the first part of 'Scary Movie 2' while I'm on the phone.

<FRRRRAP!>
"What was that noise?"
"Sorry, my cubicle neighbor is taking a crap."
-- StarChaser, Aug 30 2001



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