Ever since I was a kid, I've always loved dinosaurs. They're friggen cool. I've been paintballing, and have shot various bb/ pellet guns. Those are fun too. What I'd like, is a safari park, that has robotic dinosaurs. "Intelligent" ones with microphones and cameras that run away if they hear/see you. The robots have some bullet-absorbing material, like kevlar, and possibly some artificial blood packets under some fake skin for effect. Humane, fun, and involving dinosaurs.
This brings me one step closer to my life goal of hunting dinosaurs in a tank to the tune of "ride of the valkyries".-- swimr, Jul 14 2004 Dinos like troody http://www.mos.org/cst/article/793/ [swimr, Oct 05 2004] Guns? We don' need no steeking guns. http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/DragonS.S.P. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 05 2004] I personally advocate conserving our few remaining sharks..... http://www.freedive...ure/tiger_shark.jpg.....but when the big guy charges, I'd do the same [normzone, Oct 05 2004] Shocking news about the brontosaurus. http://www.straight...lassics/a2_011.html [DrBob, Oct 05 2004] More mechanical dinosaur parks. Great market for kids, also help endorse robotics for upcoming computing trends... Bun.-- daseva, Jul 14 2004 fabulous idea. we just have to figure out how to get the proper blood splattering effect. and the dino breath! cause there's no point if it's not realistic.-- nine_stories, Jul 14 2004 Sounds cool. And you could put on Fred Flintstone outfits and fire bullets carved out of stone from bamboo barrelled rifles-- tasman, Jul 14 2004 definately (+). the problem is, what about predator dinosaurs? they could come after you, but you wouldn't really want to be eaten, lending to unrealisticness. i guess just don't include any-- schematics, Jul 15 2004 This is a yay! +-- sartep, Jul 15 2004 If the Flinstones taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. [+]-- yabba do yabba dabba, Jul 15 2004 Hey, why not just suck the DNA out of some mosquitos frozen in amber for millions of years and make real, living dinosaurs? Then you can make a park, and call it Cretaceous Park. No, that's not right...-- verobay, Jul 15 2004 It's no good if they can't eat you too.....try freediving with the fishes.
Maybe if the really big ones could step on your tank and crush it......I'd like to read the waiver you sign for that ride.
Or maybe just stay home and play video games.
Betty Rubble's a hottie, though.-- normzone, Jul 15 2004 Westworld meets Jurassic Park - omigod!-- DrCurry, Jul 15 2004 they have a computer game version of the Lost World and Jurrasic Park right? But maybe in the theme park let the robot dino chase after you but not really eating you up... but get real real close to you, so close that u can feel the warmth and breath.... but anyway it sounds fun!!-- hangman, Jul 16 2004 Weird.-- mailtosalonga, Jul 16 2004 random, halfbakery