And it's sister program DOD Dunkin Donuts Doorhandle Culture Analysis Program.

Both programs optimize the DOD's capability to detect and destroy humanphilic pathogens in the air and on the ground - the first focusing on the kind of little guys who hang around our bottom halfs and the second for the kinds of little guys who like to hang around our top halfs.
-- JesusHChrist, Nov 07 2014

It would start with BARDA (Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Agency, which reports to HHS), not DOD. Possibly NIH or CDC, but that's less likely, assuming you mean this as a development project.

USAMRIID (the only relevant DOD group) doesn't really deal with the civilian population.
-- MechE, Nov 07 2014


Needless churn for self serving purposes.
-- normzone, Nov 08 2014


Porton Down have considerable expertise in the pathology of airborn microorganisms, including fungi and bacilli, and also viruses.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 09 2014


Pah. "Considerable expertise"?? They're a bunch of pathoconservatives who wouldn't know their anthrax from their Ebola.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 09 2014


Ah yes, I see it happened here too. Well, there is something in the help file warning against this, I'll go review it.
-- normzone, Nov 10 2014


Porton Down, still active under its new code name "Downton Abbey"
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 11 2014


Shhh.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 11 2014


Dry organic toilets are odorless.
-- pashute, Nov 11 2014



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