There are a few co-workers of mine that just don't get the message that they stink and need to wear deodorant. A proper penalty should be enforced: application of deodorant by paintball gun.

First offense will catch them off guard. Second will be with a half second warning, to the crotch. third and final, they'll take off their shirt and we'll shoot him in the armpit.

I feel better already.
-- twitch, Jan 13 2009

this is similar to my idea... deodorant_20pistols
[xandram, Jan 13 2009]

[marked for deodorant]

'It's nothing personal, just business'. Erm, I meant, 'this is nuthin biz, just personal'!
-- Sir_Misspeller, Jan 13 2009


//don't get the message that they stink\\

That is because you didn't tell them, did you?
-- zeno, Jan 15 2009


It's not my job. I said it. And I think that this is a message in itself. One they will never forget.
-- twitch, Jan 15 2009



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