Teeth are handy for wire stripping, string cutting, bottle opening, ripping ketchup packs open, etc. Make your teeth efficient with these specially designed fixtures. The temporary style would fit right over your existing teeth. But your dentist or local hardware store could install permanent tools, in caps and support structures.
-- Amos Kito, Nov 04 2002

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OK, something like this, but with more variety. [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004, last modified Dec 21 2009]

Agreed, but when I suggested buzz-saw dentures one time, everbody hated it.
-- DrCurry, Nov 04 2002


Gas or electric?
-- Amos Kito, Nov 04 2002


The cops could use these to help uh, take a bite outa crime.

Sorry that wasn't worthy.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 04 2002


Almost seriously, teeth/gums are an unusual spot in the human body, in that something solid, attached to the skeleton, emerges. This could be the place to put an interface without that pesky skin constantly trying to close it up. Also, it's bathed in fluid which contains antibodies.

Interface? wot for? a) Charging the batteries on your artificial heart b) Pumping in more/less fluid to/from your artificial breasts.
-- RusNash, Jun 18 2003



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