The protective mask: worn in public by those who fear germs, or have germs, or fear dust and bad air, or have bad teeth but cannot help their grinning. A recent outbreak of cooties here at BUNGCO had us masked up. But these masks: they are offputting. Glowering untrimmed eyebrows over a flat expanse of baby blue. It is inhuman.
Rehumanize your bemasked self with the Decorative Protective Mask! Still with all the particle-filtering cootie-thwarting prowess you expect in a mask, the DPM is also printed with a stylish nose and lips. Originially we offered these in specific themed packs: midcentury film stars, poutlipped supermodels, animal muzzles, gurning warriors etc - but we found that the type of person to buy and wear these masks liked the mixed bag of masks and the Tarot-deck style surprises they contain.-- bungston, May 01 2012 Printable paper burkha headpiece Printable_20paper_20burkha_20headpiecePrior Art [8th of 7, May 01 2012] (?) Fashionable 'Flu Masks' http://www.alibaba....ion_respirator.htmlOne of many, many examples [Alterother, May 01 2012] All the other ones. http://www.google.c...AQ&biw=1024&bih=543 [2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 01 2012] Try wolf's bane http://www.google.c...ih=690&sa=X&spell=1Well Tom Hardy, as Bane [4whom, May 02 2012] http://www.kittyhel...-bullet-proof-mask/ [not_morrison_rm, May 02 2012] // Decroative //
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// Glowering untrimmed eyebrows over a flat expanse of baby blue. It is inhuman. //
Well put the mask back on, then. Or better, put a paper bag over your head.
[+] for the idea, although the thought of a bunch of doctors and nurses all wearing vampire or zombie masks has a certain frisson ...-- 8th of 7, May 01 2012 //Decroative //Something to do with removing the Dalmation coast, I imagine.-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 01 2012 Sort of baked in cartoon form for dentists and public use.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 01 2012 2 fries, I'm not surprised this is baked, but I thought it was a great idea. (And I've not seen them before.)-- blissmiss, May 01 2012 Totally baked, both in Oriental cities such as Tokyo and Hong Kong where extreme overcrowding leads to brushfire viral epidemics, and among hardcore grafitti artists.-- Alterother, May 01 2012 Thanks for not being too lazy to look for a link like me, [Alterother].-- blissmiss, May 01 2012 Well, it was out of character for me, but I knew somebody would call for one. You're welcome, [blissy].-- Alterother, May 01 2012 Oh my goodness look at them all. I just figured given my many years and worldweariness, and love of TV, I would have seen one.-- bungston, May 01 2012 But not al long as you have that paper bag over your head (for which we are truly thankful).-- 8th of 7, May 01 2012 Love the fact that many of the Asian ones have B&W images on them. Weird.-- UnaBubba, May 02 2012 Mit zer Hello Kitty bullet-proof one. I have to say the Hello Kitty periodic table pic was interesting, but completely unintelligible.-- not_morrison_rm, May 02 2012 //Hello Kitty periodic table// Hello Hydrogen !, Hello Helium !, Hello Lithium... Helllloooo Lithium....-- FlyingToaster, May 02 2012 random, halfbakery