The De-Clancifier is a simply an opaque overlay with cutouts that allow the book reader to see every fifth word or so and move the story along at a reasonable rate, skipping the color of the carpet, the setting on the main character's dryer, and the background detail into the history of a log.
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 31 2003

Or just rip out two out of every three pages.
-- DrCurry, Dec 31 2003


Novel Cliff Notes.
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 31 2003


Play the video game. Isn't there one for every book he's ever written?
-- it sobad, Dec 31 2003


Not by far, [sobad] ...
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 31 2003


www.cliffnotes.com anyone?
-- Space-Pope, Dec 31 2003


Or a De-Roddenifier. By placing alternatives over the catch phrases. Observe...

"It's worse than that, he's...not insured."

"Scotty, I...need more...coffee!" "I'm giving ya all she's got captain, but I'm gonna have'ta brew another pot."

"Number one, you have the cahones while I'm away." +
-- sartep, Dec 31 2003



random, halfbakery