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Product: Napkin
Days of your Life Toilet Paper   (+3, -1)  [vote for, against]
Each package contains as many sheets as days in a year.

These packages of toilet paper contain as many sheets as days in a year. They can be purchased by the year, or in a decade bonus pack, each containing two free leap year sheets.
-- rcarty, Sep 08 2012

Forgot your phone and started contemplating your mortality on the crapper, huh?
-- leinypoo13, Sep 08 2012


If you use more than one leaf a day, does it shorten your life expectancy?
-- Phrontistery, Sep 08 2012


^Yogurt commercials tell us otherwise.
-- DIYMatt, Sep 08 2012


Ah, twenty four ply.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 08 2012


Groovy.
-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 08 2012


Watching my life go down the crapper, literally, each day. + Interesting.
-- blissmiss, Sep 08 2012


who uses one sheet a day? they better be as large as paper towels, plus two week's worth of bonus paper for when you're sick or ate at taco bell.
-- Voice, Sep 08 2012


"Like sands in the hourglass..."
-- RayfordSteele, Sep 10 2012



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