Have people call each other from their cell phones on speaker in a bathroom so the high pitches of the cell speakers can be tuned to resonate with the wavelength of the room to create vocal fry subwoofage.
This will spawn a competitive marketplace of vocal fry artists who merge vocal fry art with meditative sexual yoga. Hot young bitchy vocal fry artists can then talk to the judge.-- JesusHChrist, Sep 26 2017random, halfbakery