Some gazillion cans of beer congregate in supermarkets.

By adding a chip with a light sensor and a wifi chip, the cans could report flashes to...whoever it is that's interested in kind of thing.

<Heavily influenced by the Schroedinger's Lager idea>
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 09 2016

Lacking the screening effect of several hundred metres of rock, how would the detectors discriminate between neutrinos, cosmic rays, and proton decay ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 09 2016


//Lacking the screening effect of several hundred metres of rock..//

Easily replaced with several hundred Walmart shoppers on Black Friday.
-- AusCan531, Dec 09 2016


Wouldn't work. In place of brains, they have lumps of degenerate matter, so dense that even neutrinos can't penetrate.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 09 2016



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