A pocket-size tool, complete with a probe and an LCD screen. Poke it into food, and it will give both the temperature of it, and how spicy it is. Readouts range from "Call that a curry?" to "Seriously, you'd regret it in the morning".-- david_scothern, Jul 28 2004 Test Subject http://www.halfbakery.com/user/DrCurrymay give false negative [Laughs Last, Oct 05 2004] Heh, my fahl has melted my tool.-- skinflaps, Jul 28 2004 You'll regret that in the morning...-- david_scothern, Jul 28 2004 At the top end, the screen displays "Argh, dip me in the yoghurt..."-- david_scothern, Jul 28 2004 So this doesn't measure DrCurry's mood?-- krelnik, Jul 28 2004 Depends on where you stick it.-- Worldgineer, Jul 28 2004 And what it's been stuck in previously.-- Worldgineer, Jul 28 2004 random, halfbakery