The ground shakes.

The mirror ball, seven metres overhead and the size of a comfy armchair, wobbles slightly out of time with the beat.

Your life flashes before your eyes because it is stroboscopically projected in primary colours on several different walls.

The tail is the secret. It is only by swinging the tail that the monstrous beast can achieve those smooth and swinging moves which identify disco as such. If we had to rely on the reaching of the little theropod arms, we might mistake it for rock'n'roll.

And it stops. Repeatedly, but always unexpectedly, the sound cuts out and an unanswerable, prescriptive moral asseveration emerges from the cavernous mouth. Then the music cuts back in.
-- pertinax, Dec 01 2018

!= Yellow jackets https://www.theguar...s-france-standstill
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 01 2018]

Cuncta stricte discussurus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dies_irae
[pertinax, Dec 01 2018]

This is weird. And I suspect the title is rude.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2018


Someone in 2040 with a Nmrm Corp. Flex-O-Screen will be able to snigger briefly

While I'm here, do French people have rods/cones (?) in their eyes, as the "yellow jacket" protesters are wearing green jackets.
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 01 2018


Next, iambic pentametric rapping ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 01 2018


Really? I just use brown paper and be done with it.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2018


You get neater corners with iambic pentameters.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 01 2018


[pert] I've told you before not to go to confession after dropping acid.
-- Skewed, Dec 02 2018


Roy Castle once played a tubular steel chair like a trumpet on the BBC show "Record Breakers".
-- 8th of 7, Dec 02 2018


Anyone can play a tubular steel chair like a trumpet. Playing one that's _not_ like a trumpet would be the challenge.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 02 2018


It learns the lines, then puts on the costume (and makeup if required) before going onstage when the cue comes.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2018



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