Oh great and powerful God of the Bun, grant me your toasting power and your nutty sesime! Bob, heavenly prince of the tomato, give my your sweet-tart red and juicy goodness! Jane, matron of lettus, May the lettus I find be green and crunchy with not a single flaw or bugbite!
This religion would center around creation of perfection in the form of the Cheeseburger of Paradise.-- Voice, Apr 06 2008 Eat those burgers http://learn.geneti...du/features/prions/"Prions cannot be destroyed by boiling, alcohol, acid, standard autoclaving methods, or radiation. In fact, infected brains that have been sitting in formaldehyde for decades can still transmit spongiform disease. Cooking your burger 'til it's well done won't destroy the prions!" [Klaatu, Apr 07 2008] do not be tempted into the ways of the fallen Onion.-- po, Apr 06 2008 <Darth Vader>
"I find your lack of cheese ... disturbing"
</Darth Vader>-- 8th of 7, Apr 06 2008 Maybe the lettus (sic) could be in the form of a condiment (rather like ketchup, but green) and dispensed from an aerosol can. Lettus spray.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 06 2008 and of course there is the Cheesus burger-- xenzag, Apr 06 2008 Alfalfa, who art unleavened...-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 06 2008 ... wholewheat be thy grain .....-- 8th of 7, Apr 06 2008 ... thyme kinda on ham,...
... dill with the bun...
...ON! Heat! - as it is in oven!-- rotary, Apr 07 2008 ...but if there was a bugbite it could be from lettuce prey...-- xandram, Apr 07 2008 Yahweh Right Away-- nomocrow, Apr 07 2008 Is this an offshoot of Pastafarianism?-- Noexit, Apr 08 2008 Cult secret revealed:
UFO are ingeniously shaped as hamburgers.
Aliens have green tomatoes as heads,
hams as eyes,
sesame seeds as nostrils.
Yet no one suspect they landed on farmer's fields harvesting lettuces.
Anyways, burger chain rings get more profits in high places where Americans are obese, in dedication to the //great and powerful God of the Bun//...
...Oh, I'm lost here, where's Roswell?...-- rotary, Apr 13 2008 random, halfbakery