Your very own cuddly borg fur-fabric doll to have and hold!

Endless hours of fun, just press the belly and hear it say "Assimilate! Assimilate"!!

Comes with many playmates, so you can assimilate) them all!!! *

*Please note 7/9 doll is not anatomically accurate, bog off you pervs.

<readies bunker in some high valley in the Himalayas, dons false beard..>
-- not_morrison_rm, May 08 2014

I've often wondered why there wasn't Borg dolls. Very good.

//false beard// I'd be thinking more along the lines of infrared dazzle-camo.
-- FlyingToaster, May 08 2014


FT noted and corrected..
-- not_morrison_rm, May 08 2014


Do they assimilate the other toys ? Wait.... do they assimilate the owner ?
-- FlyingToaster, May 08 2014


You think you're funny, but you're not.
-- 8th of 7, May 08 2014


Not anatomically accurate [-]
-- Voice, May 08 2014


//You think you're funny, but you're not

I do know that...
-- not_morrison_rm, May 08 2014


Collectible...
-- pertinax, May 08 2014


Sp. "Collectivable" ...
-- 8th of 7, May 08 2014


While training my wild mustang I used to tell him "Resistance is futile - you will be assimilated". And he was...
-- normzone, May 08 2014


Like the battlestar galactica (origianal!) moffet bear?
-- terryo, May 10 2014


The cuddleborg should have kiddy-valium loaded into its assimilation-spicules.
-- FlyingToaster, May 10 2014



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