With the growth of miniaturization, it must now surely be possible to bring into being a battery-operated device which can be hidden within a fullsome beard, and which causes a small cuckoo to emerge therefrom, briefly and sonorously, on the hour.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2017 Chuck Norris's beard https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8WtZxZzFs58Watch the birdie! [xenzag, Mar 07 2017] Beard_20Cyclops One of my better offerings in my humble opinion [xenzag, Mar 07 2017] http://lear200.com/...519213c-450x450.png [hippo, Mar 08 2017] With the growth of miniaturization, it must now surely be possible to make a battery-operated false beard for cuckoos?-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 07 2017 With the growth of micro-miniaturization, it must now surely be possible to make a a battery-operated device which can be hidden within a fullsome real beard, and which causes a small cuckoo (with battery-operated false beard) to emerge therefrom, briefly and sonorously, on the hour ?-- 8th of 7, Mar 07 2017 But surely that's the norm, [Ian]? I mean, a beard has no chin of its own.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2017 He's got a point you know, [Ian].-- 8th of 7, Mar 07 2017 It's beards all the way down..-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 08 2017 <Edward Lear> There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared!— Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard. </Edward Lear>(see link)-- hippo, Mar 08 2017 Could such a device also be tucked away in a certain recently-elected coifed leader's hair? Or if more space were needed, inside the hollow cavity between his ears?-- RayfordSteele, Mar 08 2017 No need, Jeremy Corbyn already has a beard.-- 8th of 7, Mar 08 2017 I assume there will be versions of this essential invention suitable for armpit and pubic hair?-- hippo, Mar 08 2017 //I assume there will be versions of this essential invention suitable for armpit and public hair?//
A few years ago, microsoft suddenly created hundreds of newsgroups with names like microsoft.pubic.directx
I think you've just made the opposite mistake.-- Loris, Mar 08 2017 Oops yes, corrected now - and you're right, the opposite error is much more common-- hippo, Mar 08 2017 More likely an injunction...-- 8th of 7, Mar 08 2017 + I happen to like this nonsense.
hopefully it can be disabled whilst sleeping!-- xandram, Mar 09 2017 Clever. [+]-- doctorremulac3, Mar 10 2017 random, halfbakery