My office cubicle should be adorned with a nice strip of rigid card, cut into crenelations. Hopefully this will deter marauding trainees intent on stealing away my paperclips.-- moomintroll, Feb 29 2008 A mote http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensor_nodeAs opposed to a moat. [Jinbish, Feb 29 2008] Licensed to build http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crenellation [coprocephalous, Feb 29 2008] someone has already made one! http://www.shootonl..._1467acea03e711.jpg [xandram, Feb 29 2008] Computer rage http://www.youtube....watch?v=algWjS2yiyE [david_scothern, Mar 01 2008] Could be Used in COnjunction With This Mouse_20MaceSelfless shame promotion... [lostdog, Mar 03 2008] You could put a line of cups with water all around and call it a mote.-- zeno, Feb 29 2008 Desktop Ramparts - nice!-- Jinbish, Feb 29 2008 And a flag, waving in the breeze from my desk fan.-- hippo, Feb 29 2008 I believe it would be possible to fashion a trebuchet from a long-arm stapler and some biros carefully cellotaped together to form a frame.
This should further help repel any trainee hordes intent on sacking your cubicle.-- zen_tom, Feb 29 2008 You still have to apply for permission to crenellate.//You could put a line of cups with water all around and call it a mote// Only if it was a very small line of cups. sp. "moat"-- coprocephalous, Feb 29 2008 Drill holes in the cubicle facade and release boiling coffee.-- skinflaps, Feb 29 2008 Get two halves of coconuts and bang 'em together.-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008 Hire in a hooker to sit on your desk all day. Introduce her as Maid Marion.-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008 Wear your chastity belt to work. Outside your leggings.-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008 Are we being silly yet?-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008 Yoooo son of a silly pairsonn.-- moomintroll, Feb 29 2008 you made *me* laugh!-- po, Feb 29 2008 [zen_tom]: I have an onager built from lolly sticks and rubber bands on my desk. I don't think a trebuchet would be that much more difficult.-- Srimech, Feb 29 2008 ++_++_++_++_Love it!-- xandram, Feb 29 2008 [Heaves the cauldron of burning oil over the ramparts.]-- DrCurry, Feb 29 2008 Perhaps if we build a giant cardboard badger ..... ?-- 8th of 7, Mar 01 2008 I just wallop 'em with my keyboard... (link)-- david_scothern, Mar 01 2008 An evil laugh comes to the marauder's ears from above...'you incompetent knave, do you really think i would leave my clips unattended?'...too bad most cubicles don't have roofs; hard to install some good murder-holes without 'em. :(-- drummac88, Mar 03 2008 Man the battlements, here comes The Permanent Assurance Company.-- marklar, Mar 03 2008 Mount the Cubicle Hoardings! Start the microwave popcorn! Sharpen your letter openers!-- elhigh, Mar 03 2008 We shall defend our Cube-icle ..... Resistance is Futile .... we shall assimilate your stapler, hole punch and fancy feature-phone ..... all your base are belong to us .....-- 8th of 7, Mar 03 2008 I've never really understood this cubicle business. What are they in for, and why are they given so many privileges?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 03 2008 My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions.-- elhigh, Mar 06 2008 //My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions//And do the nice people in white coats make you wear a special suit with long sleeves?-- coprocephalous, Mar 06 2008 //My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions.//
I had one of those, but then my mum made me put them back.-- moomintroll, Mar 06 2008 random, halfbakery