These potato chips would be perfectly sized, perfectly colored, perfectly seasoned, individually wrapped, named something French, and sold for $50 per Presentation Box of 50.

That's "crisps" for you, pocmloc.
-- Voice, Apr 15 2011

Pringlais
-- xandram, Apr 15 2011


Pringlier
-- phundug, Apr 15 2011


So would the individual wrapping be made of the Plastic That Will Not Be Silent, just like regular crisp packets?
-- gisho, Apr 15 2011


Or newspaper, like normal chip wrappings?
-- pocmloc, Apr 15 2011


There should be only one per canister, and the canister is a nitrogen-filled little plexi aquarium. The chip itself is peeled contiguously from a single potato, using the entirety of the potato. The resulting tangled deliciousness is presented as edible art. This would be a good thing to serve at a fundraiser for an art museum.
-- bungston, Apr 15 2011


//canister // "Presentation box," Shirley?
-- mouseposture, Apr 15 2011


+[bungston]'s.
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 16 2011


ok, lets say I'm wealthy, well I didn't get that way by being a nitwit in the grocerie buying greasy, cheezy, junk food for outrageous prices. Give me a little credit for having some brains and class, Thanks, Mrs. Gotrocks.
-- dentworth, Apr 16 2011


/well I didn't get that way by being a nitwit in the grocerie buying greasy, cheezy, junk food for outrageous prices/

true for you, but not for your kids or your spouse! Haw haw haw! They're spending your hard earned cash on $50 potato chips!
-- bungston, Apr 16 2011


The potato should be carved into an intricate, delicately hollow sculpture of a cherub on ice skates, with wings extended.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 21 2011


and dipped in dark chocolate
-- dentworth, Apr 25 2011


Do they come in quail's egg and caviar flavour?
-- Wrongfellow, Apr 28 2011



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