When one is a star, there is always somebody following them. When wants to be a star, nobody is following them. Ever. Until now...

To complete any movie star costume, add some inflatable paparazzi. The person in the costume is wearing a stylish belt that has two thin, transparent strings coming out from the hips. At the end of these two strings is a magnetic strip. You have about 10 inflatable people, all with wheel bases (like on a swivel chair) on their feet. The swivel chair-like wheels are a bit closer in, so the people can hook onto each other via the magnetic belts they all wear. So, you can have your own swarm! They may have little flashing lights in them to add extra glamor. Battery operated, can be turned on or off. Each swivel base has a pump in it to keep the Paparazzi inflated.

Just don't forget to put them up for sale once you do get discovered.
-- BouncyPaw, Apr 22 2009

Good for a laugh http://www.youtube....watch?v=VfwUEwKnhnA
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 23 2009]

aww that's sad... have a sympathy bun.
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 22 2009


Ah, the fun that could be had in elevators.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 23 2009


Also available in the Bulky Bodyguard and Fretting Personal Assistant variants?
-- loonquawl, Apr 23 2009


I can hear the crowd cheering already...or did they just deflate?
-- Answers Questions Unasked, Apr 25 2009



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