A set of bed cushions and covers of high-quality white cotton, densely overprinted in a small font with the results of cricket matches (choice of historic or contemporary).
Packed in a set of six, plus a spare in case one gets damaged.
Ask for them by name: "The Seven Pillows Of Wisden".-- 8th of 7, Nov 13 2017 Wisden https://en.wikipedi...cketers%27_AlmanackDull beyond belief [8th of 7, Nov 13 2017] Some boys from the International League of Punsters and Quip-wranglers would like a word, [8th].-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 13 2017 If it's the word we're thinking of, tell them no - it's ours now, and we're keeping it.-- 8th of 7, Nov 13 2017 When she sees it for the first time, this display of beautiful new pillows in your bedroom will bowl your maiden over.-- hippo, Nov 13 2017 Are they non-iron cotton? It would be a shame if there was a crease-- hippo, Nov 13 2017 You could playfully throw these pillows at people, at the last moment shouting "Duck!"-- hippo, Nov 13 2017 This puts me in mind of a song by The Kipper Family. I would link to its lyrics, but the site hosting then has apparently been taken down "for exceeding its bandwidth allowance". Anyway, it's a ballad-length series of double-entendres about cricket.-- pertinax, Nov 13 2017 random, halfbakery