Sometimes I fantasize about revenge. One common revenge daydream is an application of crazy glue for devices or objects that certain individual utilize on a daily basis.

The proliferation of video cameras everywhere and possible arrest is deterrent that prevents people like me from following through on revenge fantasies of this type.

The Crazy Glue Sniper Rifle solves this problem as it allows an individual to know the sweet taste of revenge without getting caught.

This rifle loads crazy glue globs encased in a membrane that disintegrates on impact. Now you can apply crazy glue onto anything from a safe distance without being detected.
-- vfrackis, Jan 16 2016

Some crazy glue drone slipped in and crazy glued your crazy glue sniper rifle ammo together in a big lump. And also crazy glued a fake spider to your bathroom ceiling. I am not sure whose drone that might have been!
-- bungston, Jan 17 2016


I think this might be my new favorite slingshot ammo.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 17 2016


This could be done with paintballs, but paintball guns are smoothbore, not rifled.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 17 2016


Will the spatter pattern point the rifles location ?

Don't shoot form your desk. Taking a glue rifle through the airport could be loads of fun.
-- popbottle, Jan 17 2016


Not exactly baked, but similar tools have been long described in science fiction.

But if you prototype it I'll buy one.
-- normzone, Jan 17 2016


//What on earth is “crazy” glue [...]?//

I think he means Krazy Glue, which is an american brand of cyanoacrylate adhesive a.k.a. superglue.

//Is there a scale of insanity or craziness along which this glue may be calibrated — a kind of adhesive mental health continuum?//

For adhesives this ranges from "stable" to "unglued".
-- Loris, Jan 18 2016


// Taking a glue rifle through the airport could be loads of fun//

A glue gun would be OK... but a contact could post it.
-- Ling, Jan 18 2016


Wow, I am glad I don't live in your world, having that many targets may not be a good thing. That being said, i love the idea, for the occasional boob that crosses my path. Yay. +
-- blissmiss, Jan 18 2016


//Sometimes I fantasize about revenge.// I expect that many of the people you know do the same.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 18 2016



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