A scale model of Mount Doom, with a fist-sized cave opening into which documents you wish destroyed are inserted. You reach in and set them on the ledge. Inside is a scale replica of the Crack of Doom, into which the documents are are pushed by scale replicas of your choice of LOTR characters. As the documents fall, they are incinerated by the fires of Mordor. A blast of superheated air effectively shreds the scorched remains, and creates a satisfying backdraft that blows out the cave opening.
-- 21 Quest, Jun 21 2012

Attractive, but somehow strangely familiar ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 21 2012


You've seen one ass, you've seen em all.
-- blissmiss, Jun 21 2012


There speaks the voice of experience ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 21 2012


To quote the ever-popular Eminem, "I ain't never seen an ass like that..."
-- 21 Quest, Jun 21 2012


"No-one tosses a dwarf into the incinerator!"
-- UnaBubba, Jun 21 2012


Not by the beard, anyway.
-- 21 Quest, Jun 21 2012


Clam or chin?
-- UnaBubba, Jun 22 2012



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