ok this is for people with a rather large bottom.

it is a battery powered wedge shaped series of fans.

activated it draws cool air between massive layers of flesh to help a person keep cool.
-- vfrackis, Jul 06 2009

Butt Crack Freshener Butt_20Crack_20Freshener
in the same neighbourhood [calum, Jul 07 2009]

Who just far... hmm. Who's farting?!
-- daseva, Jul 06 2009


I thought this was going to be something to do with taking in small doses of Crack Cocaine everyday....
-- xenzag, Jul 06 2009


I thought it would be a way to make shinier, silkier crack cocaine.
-- daseva, Jul 06 2009


I hesitate to ask but what could've possibly prompted such a post ?
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2009


Is that you Harry Knowles?
-- simonj, Jul 07 2009


this is what happened.

I work with an individual who is overweight, so much so that it is clear his life hangs in the balance.

I envisioned this device from this perspective. If I were him, (and i have struggled with weight) facing the same challenges, what would push me over the edge? such that I would fight like never before.

I thought that I would find the prospect of struggling to force a "crap gadget" between my ass cheeks to help stay cool so disturbing that it would compel action on my part to escape the circumstance of overweight.
-- vfrackis, Jul 07 2009


.... and with the handy snorkel attachment ... still [-] but less so.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2009



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