Insert a pair of Cowboy Wishbones down your trousers and start walking like a real cowboy, who looks like they have been on horseback for the last twenty years.
-- xenzag, May 29 2007

Posting the trot http://horses.about.../ht/postthetrot.htm
Great exercise, and the best way to cover a lot of ground over a long period of time. [normzone, May 29 2007]

Try this http://www.amazon.c...-Gold/dp/B0000AT58D
I like to put it down my MC Hammer pants [pigtails_and_ponies, May 31 2007]

Now you know what they look like after all this time https://www.tumblr....-these?source=share
have wishbones, insert horse.... [xenzag, Apr 15 2023]

Im not sure i like the idea of having to break my femurs to get my legs to deform.
-- jhomrighaus, May 29 2007


Lovely. Also useful for Oscar-seeking child actors playing vitamin D-deprived street urchins.
-- calum, May 29 2007


Actually potentially useful.

If you articulate it a little bit and put some spring action into it, you could use it to help keep you on the horse. Might even help you in posting a trot.
-- normzone, May 29 2007


Could also be used to walk like a real sailor. You know, from the times when the ships were made of wood and the men as tough as steel instead of vice versa.
-- zeno, May 29 2007


I understand that a good case of the clap can make anyone walk that way.
-- Galbinus_Caeli, May 29 2007


<clap>
-- po, May 29 2007


I think he meant it took the whole case, po, not just one. Nice try, though.
-- Canuck, Jun 01 2007


Get off your horse and eat your bun.
-- zen_tom, Jun 01 2007


See pic last link.
-- xenzag, Apr 16 2023


This idea has good jeans.
-- Sgt Teacup, Apr 16 2023



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