Really just a cough syrup impregnated latex condom to help ease a sore throat, clear the sinuses and bring up alll that nasty phlegm.
With the right advertising campaign it should be a hit.
May not appeal to heterosexual men with sore throats.-- Captain_Ignorant, Feb 24 2004 Isn't that a bit of a stretch?-- Ander, Feb 24 2004 Honey, it's not what it looks like!-- thumbwax, Feb 24 2004 It's worse.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 24 2004 Gag. (-)-- k_sra, Feb 24 2004 This idea sucks.-- zigness, Feb 24 2004 Will not appeal to heterosexual men with sore throats.-- yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 24 2004 Or women. period.-- k_sra, Feb 24 2004 Is somebody suffering from the old "Not tonight honey, I have a sore throat" excuse? or are you worried that willie might catch a cold...
Actually, I believe this idea has been baked under the trade name of "Tongue Depressor" the exact nature of the invention is a little bit different though.-- ye_river_xiv, Jul 11 2006 that user account is older than yours.-- po, Jul 14 2006 chewy.-- benfrost, Jul 15 2006 random, halfbakery