You know those long strands of condoms that you get from the health department--the one's that are connected like rolls of stamps? They mix and intertwine like a big unruly pile of paperclips in your night stand, creating an unmanagable tangle that can put the kibosh on an otherwise spontaneous, amorous event. Say "GOODBYE" to clutter forever!

Introducing the revolutionary CONDOM COZY

follow the "CONDOM COZY" link below to see the product

These cute, discrete condom dispensers keep clutter to a minimum, while adding a certain "je ne sais quoi" to any decor. Made in the U.S.A. from virtually indestructible plastic, the Condom Cozy eliminates disorder by dispensing Condoms in one simple movement.

They come in a variety of novel shapes and sizes. If you can work a tape dispenser, you can work the Condom Cozy.

Don't be caught with your pants down, Get your Condom Cozy today!!!!
-- veryvermilion, Jul 29 2004

(??) Condom Cozy http://home.earthli...cogburn/condomcozy/
[veryvermilion, Oct 17 2004]

I call mine the bed-side table. Oh, and category: Health: Birth Control ???? [+-] Nice illustrations, though.
-- contracts, Jul 29 2004


Are you tom co.?
-- yabba do yabba dabba, Jul 29 2004


You would certainly need an indicator to let you know if you're almost out...
-- Detly, Jul 29 2004


tom co. is a fictional company--i'm not working now, so I fill my time putting together cheesy websites. It's better than smoking crack.
-- veryvermilion, Jul 29 2004


This reminds me somewhat of the knitted dollies etc that old ladies with floral patterned wallpaper in their water closets use to hide the Unutterable Shame of the Loose Toilet Roll.
-- calum, Aug 01 2004


Ohhh, the link doesn't work!

I had a friend that wanted to make a device to dispense condoms, AND put them on his penis for him. Good idea, but frankly, I'd be nervous to have much any mechanical equippment moving in that region.
-- ye_river_xiv, Jul 11 2006



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