The ship goes down in the ice waters of the Atlantic. All hands overboard!

You grab the emergency "life raft" bag on one of the railings and throw it overboard, you jump in the water, pull the cord and "WHOOOOSHHH!" it blows up into one of those creepy blow up sex dolls with the mouth forming an "O" as well as having other accoutrements.

Now here's the funny part, they can either drown or climb on board and survive. Look at you! You're on top of a blow up sex doll! Who's the big-shot luxury liner passenger now? This would give a chuckle to the rescuers when they arrive because, hey, life is too serious sometimes. Gotta laugh at the hard times.

And if you happen to end up on a desert island.... Eh, won't go there. Oh, I guess I already did.

Equally funny as a parachute prank but that would probably be considered murder, so, not recommended.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 04 2016

I'm not particularly shocked by the bone.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 04 2016


You should have added this as a short annotation to the original idea that it's based on, instead of posting it here.
-- xenzag, Dec 04 2016


Probably not even worthy of that.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 04 2016



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