Abjuring the slapstick of Herbert West: Reanimator, I intend to start a career as as a comedic necromancer, doing an act that could best be described as stand-up, or possibly rise up?

Also available for re-runs of the tv shows of your youth and for finding out where relatives recently departed hid all the money.

Apologies to the author of Johannes Cabal books.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jun 30 2013

Give this man a raise.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 30 2013


Being a comedy necromancer means I can always say "I'll see you again" and dying on stage is a sign of quality.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jun 30 2013


"A killer performance, definitely a bucket list must-add."

-The Philadelphia Tribune
-- Alterother, Jun 30 2013


I can see a sideline here, the states with death penalties can just execute everyone, and bring back the ones who win their appeals, a net saving in tax dollars.

Also useful around grassy knolls in Dallas, Texas.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jun 30 2013


Does this really belong in [culture: television: revival]?

[+] all the same.
-- absterge, Oct 22 2015


Lacking the 'comedy-necromancy' category I had to do my best. Would be good for This Is Your Life remake, with all your drooling, shambling relatives, assuming they aren't doing that already.
-- not_morrison_rm, Oct 22 2015


Adventure Time writers, pay attention here.
-- bungston, Oct 24 2015



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