At work we have a communal fridge, and quite often I, and many of my colleagues, bring in small bottle of milk for cereal, coffee, tea etc.
However, it is usually the case that once the seal is broken, it is a free for all, and the milk disappears sharpish.
Instead of a standard screw cap on the bottle some sort of combination dial, much like on a safe, would enable me to enjoy my milk when I get my break.
-- MikeOliver, Aug 09 2007

KwikTop http://www.gizmag.com/go/4263/
Over the lid, rather than replacing the lid (I think) [neutrinos_shadow, Aug 10 2007]

A nice lipstick mark on the rim of the bottle should stop that behavior toot sweet. Just get your wife or girlfriend (or both if you want real fun) to take a sip before you bring it in to the office.
-- Galbinus_Caeli, Aug 09 2007


you could come work with me. i hate milk.
-- k_sra, Aug 09 2007


Milk makes me bloat and gives me explosive diahreah. I love it.
-- twitch, Aug 10 2007


I would just write on the carton with a sharpie:

"I drink from the carton, it helps soothe my open mouth sores"
-- Giblet, Aug 10 2007


//Yellow food colouring//

Banana milk shake?
-- skinflaps, Aug 10 2007


I used to bring milk to work in a mason jar, and no one ever touched it. A brown jar or bottle might work, also.
-- xandram, Aug 10 2007


[Giblet] - next time you look inthe fridge, someone will have added "Yes, I find that too".
-- hippo, Aug 10 2007


Only children should drink milk, and only very small children at that. I won't even get into the kind of milk they should be drinking ...
-- nuclear hobo, Aug 10 2007



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