A little action-figure sized likeness of the comedian Gallagher, raising and slamming down a heavy mallet until the desired weight in beans is sufficiently ground. Set it on a wakeup timer, and you won't have AAAAANY problems sleeping through your alarms in the morning.
-- 21 Quest, Feb 20 2022

But an automated one, with a clear enclosure that makes a show of it?
-- 21 Quest, Feb 20 2022


Duuuuude!
-- 21 Quest, Feb 20 2022


+ for sledge hammer ground coffee!
-- xandram, Feb 20 2022


Missed opportunity in calling it the Bean-o-Matic.
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 20 2022


Nice lol
-- 21 Quest, Feb 20 2022



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