Are you tired of having people climbing over you on their way back to their seats while at the cinema? Come to SJ Box only cinema. Only private boxes, designed to seat 2, 4, and 10 persons in air conditioned comfort, on the finest leather seating surfaces. Large boxes come complete with private attendant. Just like your own home theater with 40 foot screen, (oh, tickets attract a premium price)
-- senatorjam, Feb 24 2003

Cinema Suites https://www.amcthea...ne-in/cinema-suites
a movie theatre-restaurant for grown-up guests Cinema Suites is a movie theatre-resturant for our adult guests, featuring extra-comfy recliners, an appetizing menu, a full cocktail bar and seat-side service at the push of a button. [senatorjam, May 18 2016]

NICE! I love it (+)
-- reap, Feb 24 2003


Where's the minibar?
-- skinflaps, Feb 24 2003


Added feature: prominent advertising of the benefits and luxury of Boxes so you can lord it over the Proles in the stalls.
-- 8th of 7, Feb 24 2003


Now with Real3D
-- senatorjam, Nov 14 2010


//(oh, tickets attract a premium price)//

There's an understatement if I ever saw one. This idea sounds so good it almost sounds like WIBNI. It would be nice, but who could afford it?
-- Boomershine, Nov 14 2010


MaxwellBuchanan, but then he has his own private cinema on the estate of one of his houses anyway.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 14 2010


Oh pshaw. If we want to see a film, we simply ring up the actors and actresses and ask them to put it on as a play.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 19 2016


^George Bernard Pshaw?
-- AusCan531, May 19 2016


Ah, now he was a hoot.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 19 2016


//Cinema Suites//

That just won't do. Where's the privacy? Where's the adjustable lighting levels, the butler, and the <ahem>attractively dressed stewardess or steward? Where's the personal temperature control and the rest of the show?

I'll take the "Triple Snob Plush Plus", please, with a steak dinner. And a cigar.
-- Voice, May 20 2016



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