Tear the seal at the top of this brightly coloured box and empty some contents into a clean ashtray. Each piece of this breakfast cereal is shaped like a cigarette in varying stages of its life - from full, to half smoked, down to butts. But these are not real cigarettes - no. The white shafts are marshmallow, the yellow filter end is made of a crunchy corn material, and once milk is added, it turns to a tar/ash like colour that is the flavour of licorice.

Will also stain your teeth, much like actually smoking.
-- benfrost, Jun 18 2005

I dont know why. +

Even though Im aginst smoking
-- DesertFox, Jun 19 2005


You mean there's no such cereal already? Then what was I eating this morning? +
-- doctorremulac3, Jun 19 2005


A small pack of candy cigarettes should come in each box --- REAL candy cigarettes, please, that look like cigs and even have food coloring filters and trademarks. <waxing nostalgic while sucking a string of milk out of the ash ... er, I mean out of the cereal bowl.>
-- reensure, Jun 19 2005


Clove Cigarette-O's? +
-- sartep, Jun 19 2005


With a small dollop of dry ice you could have smoke rings.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 19 2005


Full cigarettes are too long for cereal bits, though. (you could call this "butter crunch" though...)
-- phundug, Jun 20 2005


Roachie-O's, the (slightly illegal) cereal that leaves you wanting more!
-- elhigh, Jun 20 2005


Made me laugh. (Butt-e-oos)?
-- blissmiss, Jun 20 2005


Wow...healthy.
-- hobbitcoat, Jun 20 2005


For some reason I knew this was [benfrost] as soon as I began reading it.....
-- normzone, Jun 20 2005


I thought the title gave him away.
-- daseva, Jun 20 2005


As long as it comes with a small bowl of sugar that looks like fag ash to sprinkle on top, I'm all for it.

And perhaps milk that looks like sick.
-- lostdog, Jun 20 2005


Ahh...the use of the word fag for cigarette. Still can't get used to it.
-- darkboy115, Jun 21 2005


would'nt the product create a sense of awe for smoking amogst young kids? I am a smoker and I still dont think this is right.
-- nomadic_wonderer, Jun 21 2005


Ever call a fag a cigarette? man, that really freaks 'em out...

"You cigarette's wanna fag?" Jeez Louise, They don't know what to think...
-- daseva, Jun 21 2005


//milk that looks like sick//
*bokes*
-- calum, Jun 21 2005



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