... which does not end with the protagonist fleeing to Rio.-- pertinax, Mar 09 2013 the original version http://en.wikipedia...rris_Changes_TrainsMr Norris Changes Trains [pertinax, Mar 09 2013] Mr Norris - the movie https://www.youtube...watch?v=m4Frp3NQsZ4 [pashute, Aug 28 2016] Chuck Norris appearance on Family Guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8WtZxZzFs58this short documentary explains in cartoon form everything you need to know about the legendary Chuck Norris [xenzag, Aug 28 2016] Rio flees Chuck Norris.-- RayfordSteele, Mar 09 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't mind the gap. The gap minds Chuck Norris.-- smendler, Jun 24 2016 Chuck Norris applies for EU membership to replace the UK.-- xenzag, Jun 25 2016 I have no idea what "Chuck Norris" is. Is it a bit like shove ha'penny?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 28 2016 + (for rayford's remark)-- pashute, Aug 10 2017 Van damme can walk between trains even as they bevome detached on account of the splits though.-- bob, Aug 10 2017 random, halfbakery