Hire Christo and Jeanne-Claude to wrap the planet in left over white bedsheets and those plastic grocery store bags to increase planetary albedo and reduce the effects of global warming.
-- jhomrighaus, Aug 12 2006

Clearly I'm particularly cultured. My first reaction to //Jeanne-Claude// was what an action film star had to do with art.
-- hidden truths, Aug 12 2006


Complaints pour in from across the globe--"When I woke this morning, water was lapping at my knees. The dog was floating around dead. What the fuck's going on? Wasn't Jeanne-Claude supposed to do something?"
But alas, for aesthetic reasons, Jeanne-Claude had wrapped the world in mauve bedsheets, saying, "It's been blue for too long."
-- ldischler, Aug 12 2006


"to end global warNing"? That has some deep layers of funny.
-- zeno, Aug 12 2006


sorry it was really late when I came up with this(which appears to have been a mistake)
-- jhomrighaus, Aug 12 2006


[hidden truths]

You're not alone...I imagined Jean-Claude Van Damme beating down a generic bad guy (CFC's) while the song 'Only in America' plays in the background.
-- jellydoughnut, Aug 12 2006


Bun, from one creator of a silly anti-global warming idea to another. At least your's is more recognizable as a joke and is in fact, much funnier anyway.
-- Hunter79764, Aug 12 2006


Good idea. Geo-engineering should be combined with geo-art. But I fear that American conservatives might object to pink sheets spanning the globe. They will argue that aliens would think this is some gay planet.
-- django, Aug 12 2006


Christo and Jeanne-Claude will be so sad to hear it's only a joke. They've probably been hoping to wrap at least a small continent like Australia for years.
-- ye_river_xiv, Aug 13 2006


thanks {hunter} it was your idea that sparked it.
-- jhomrighaus, Aug 13 2006



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